50 {*Hilarious*} Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Get a Girl Impressed

We all know that sentences that are too creepy or ridiculous don’t work in your favor when you are trying to seduce women. Oh, by the way…how do typical Cheesy Pick Up Lines look? When you use them you communicate that you don’t really mean what you say, even if you might do, which is probably even worse. In addition to that, any girl you approach with such a ridiculous jabbering will immediately get the feeling that you are just playing with her and that you don’t really want to get to know her.

 


 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines ♥

  • Was your dad in the army? Cause you’re a bomb.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • My eyes hurt. I am blinded by your beauty.
  • I am going to call God. Heaven is missing an angel.
  • Did you fart? No? you totally blew me away

 

Cute Pick Up Lines ♥

  • Give it back? What? My heart
  • Where’s the key…the key to your heart?
  • What’s the time…for our first date?
  • Are your parents retarded? You are so special.
  • Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes.

 

Hilarious Cheesy Pick Up Lines ♥

  • You just dropped something. My Jaw!
  • Now I know I have a genie because you’re exactly what I wished for!
  • Can I take your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas!
  • Can I borrow your library card? Because I’d like to check you out!
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime—I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine!

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

Nerdy Pick Up Lines ♥

  • Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
  • You look like you need me.
  • Is your name Summer? You are so hot.
  • Is your name Gillette? You are a sharp weapon.

 

Pun Pick Up Lines ♥

  • Kissing burns a lot of calories. You need a workout.
  • My cell phone is broken. Can I repair it with your number?
  • On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
  • Pick a random number between 1-10….. You lose, now give me a kiss!
  • Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Boyfriend ♥

  • Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.
  • Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
  • I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house, please?
  • Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?

 

Hilarious Pick Up Lines ♥

  • I’m no photographer, but I picture us together.
  • Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.
  • If I were a traffic light, I’d turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
  • Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they’re 100% off!

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Dirty for Him ♥

  • I seem to have lost my telephone number. Do you think I could have yours?
  • My friends bet me that I wouldn’t get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
  • I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard into that wall over there.

 

Pick Up Lines for Flirting ♥

  • So I’ll need your name and number for the insurance company.
  • It’s not your breasts I’m staring at. I’m staring at your heart.
  • You look so familiar… didn’t we go to the same class at school? I could swear we had chemistry.
  • Excuse me, were you talking to me? [No] Oh well, you can start now.
  • Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.

 

Romantic Cheesy Pick Up Lines ♥

  • Tada, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
  • Oh wow! Are those real?
  • Your hand looks so heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  • Let me read you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on the palm.] There. Your future is clear.

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines that Work ♥

  • Did you just fart? I am just asking because you really blew me away!
  • I’m not trying to impress or anything, but… I’m Batman!
  • You: Do you have a map?
    Her: No, why?
    You: Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

 

Funny Pick Up Lines for Guys ♥

  • Would you kiss a strange guy? [No] Oh alright, well then, hi, my name is…
  • Wow, you have fantastic genes, they’re just screaming for reproduction!
  • If I were to follow you home, would you keep me?

 

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We hope these Cheesy Pick Up Lines will help you find some company, if not, we take no responsibility. We can only suggest that you get as wasted as possible and read some old Black Sheep content for a couple of chuckles.

 

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