{*70*} Funny Pick Up Lines For Flirting That Just Might Work

Funny Pick Up Lines for Flirt used by both men and women, are used as an icebreaker when you meet someone you are interested in or attracted to. Some Funny Pick Up Lines are so corny and overused that it is best to avoid them. A sincere pickup line is more successful when it is creative and is something you feel comfortable saying. Read through the various Pick Up Lines out loud; figure out which ones you would feel comfortable saying.



Funny Pick Up Lines 

  • Ask me why I’m so tired. It’s because I’ve been kegeling all day.
  • Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
  • Boy, are you a spur-of-the-moment pedicure? ‘Cuz I’m suddenly really regretting not having earlier.
  • Are you an Uber surge during a rainstorm? Because I’m down if it means getting out of these wet clothes.


Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys 

  • Are you my skin after I stress-eat a bunch of cheese during finals week? Because I’m dying for a facial.
  • You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
  • Are you my Instagram feed right before bedtime? ‘Cuz I’m about to double-tap you over and over again until I pass out.
  • I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.
  • You must be Jamaican because of Jamaican me crazy.


Funny Pick Up Lines


Smooth Pick Up Lines 

  • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  • Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  • I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.


Funny Pick Up Lines Ever 

  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  • Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?


Pick Up Lines For Flirting 


Pick Up Lines For Flirting 

  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.


Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys 

  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  • Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
  • We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
  • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?


Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys

Pun Pick Up Lines 

  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told
    Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.


Pick Up Lines Funny 

  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
  • Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
  • Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
  • Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.


Witty Pick Up Lines 

  • Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and me together.
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  • Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
  • Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
  • Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.


Pick Up Lines For Guys


Pick Up Lines For Guys 

  • Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes?
  • Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
  • Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
  • Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you?
  • Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.


Mean Pick Up Lines 

  • I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the greatest.
  • If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because of you’ve been looking right all day.
  • My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
  • Wow, when God made you he was showing off.
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  • Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  • If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.


Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls ♥

  • Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
  • If you were a fruit you’d be a fine apple.
  • I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.


Clever Pick Up Lines 

  • Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
  • Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  • Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizza you
  • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?


Pick Up Lines For Boys 

  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart
  • Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fictions.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?


Clever Pick Up Lines


Funny Pick Up Lines Dirty 

  • If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
  • There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
  • I’ve seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours?
  • I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?


Pick Up Lines For Tinder 

  • My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
  • You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.
  • You’re so hot if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.
  • If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because
    I’m the 1 you’re missing.
  • What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
  • You make me wish I wasn’t gay.


Hilarious Pick Up Lines 

  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
    Because of Jean-Claude Van Damme, you’re sexy!
  • I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
  • There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
  • Here I am. Now, what are your other two wishes?
  • Remember me? No? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
  • Hey girl, you’re gonna have to stop eating magnets; you’re making me attracted to you.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.


Funny pick up lines are always handy because you never know when you’re going to meet the person of your dreams. And you may only get that one chance to make your mark.And if you enjoyed this collection (or if for some strange reason they didn’t work to win the girl of your dreams), Be sure to try out the rest of our great lines, including these:




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