{Top} #60 Dirty Pick Up Lines That Will Blow your Mind

There’s always that one guy who has some Dirty Pick Up Lines up his sleeve. He looks kinda shady and is always up to no good. The dirty lines were created by guys who were sleazy and often hit on women blatantly. Sometimes these lines work really well. Other times (most times), you will get a slap or three…



⇒ Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys

  • Do you want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
  • Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
  • Baby, I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
  • If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
  • Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.

⇒ Dirty Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
  • Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
  • Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
  • Can you take my virginity?
  • I don’t know the weather. But I know there be a few inches.


Dirty Pick Up Lines


⇒ Creepy Pick Up Lines

  • Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!
  • Let’s surprise your roommate, don’t go home tonight.
  • Let’s bang. We will probably never see each other again.
  • What are you doing tonight, besides me?
  • I have to eat you right now!


⇒ Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To Guys

  • Sit on my face!
  • Will you marry me for just one night?
  • Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face, and I guess how much you weigh.
  • People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  • Roses are black; violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
  • Look at my lips and your lips. They want to message each other.


Creepy Pick Up Lines


⇒ Pick Up Lines For Flirting

  • My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
  • Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  • Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, Fuck it.
  • I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.


⇒ Dirty Pick Up Lines For Women

  • I am just a simple Vegetarian.
  • Hey baby, let’s have sex!
  • I am like chocolate. I go straight to your ass.
  • My dick wants to be 8 inches inside of you.
  • I would jerk your dad off, just to see where you got your good looks from.


Pick Up Lines For Flirting


⇒ Mean Pick Up Lines

  • Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you know how to raise a cock.
  • I just want to be your booty call.
  • What are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
  • I need to hide inside you.
  • Nice top, let me have a look.


⇒ Dirty Pick Up Lines To Say To Your Boyfriend

  • I might be a dick, but we both know you will sit on me.
  • Show me your pussy.
  • A Few More Dirty Lines.
  • You probably recognize me from my adult movies.
  • Nice pants can I test the zipper?
  • Nice shoes, lets bang.
  • I like your boobs can I feel them?


Mean Pick Up Lines


⇒ Pick Up Lines For Tinder

  • I have skittles in my pants. Want to taste the rainbow?
  • My name is Pogo, wanna jump on my stick.
  • Can I pleasure you with my tongue?
  • If you have lost your virginity. Can I have the box it came in?
  • My bed is broken can I sleep in yours?
  • My ex called me Goldfinger.
  • Those are not real!
  • Let’s just do it.
  • The best party is a no pants party.

Pick Up Lines For Tinder


⇒ Inappropriate Pick Up Lines

  • Don’t mess with nature. Let’s make babies.
  • I just want to go down on you for hours.
  • Only latex will stand between us.
  • I have a condom with your name on it.
  • Is it cold or are your melons happy to see me?
  • You are hot can my juice cool you down.
  • Squeeze me.
  • I want to put one in your poo shoot.
  • I’m 2 inches. From the ground.
  • I don’t want to get you pregnant. Let’s test all my condoms.
  • If you don’t do me now we are going to have a problem.


Have fun with these Dirty Pick Up Lines and be creative. If you have some great ideas for Dirty Pick Up Lines or want to share some other Dirty Pick Up Lines. Please feel free to add them below and we can all have a laugh.



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