{^Awful^} Collection Of Best Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use

Women have a reputation for being very coy when it comes to the dating scene. Most of us sit back and let the men come to us. But what if we took charge instead? What if us women threw a few dirty pick up lines For Girls in their direction?

Let’s all give it a try. I challenge all women to step up their game and drop a few pick up lines in a cute guy’s direction. If you’re stuck on which ones to use, these Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls are a foolproof way to get their attention and make them stick around.

Are you thinking of how to start a conversation? Here are some of the best & really working Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls you should try today. Check below.


 

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls ♥

  • No ring? You should be someone’s husband
  • I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
  • That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
  • Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
  • I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
  • Do you have a napkin? You’re making me wet
  • Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under
  • Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you

 

Chat Up Lines For Her ♥

  • How many women can you handle?
  • My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
  • You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
  • If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
  • I know why they are calling it a beaver because I am dying for some wood
  • Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
  • I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use ♥

  • I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?
  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name… Richard?
  • If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm
  • You’ll do!
  • Do these feel real to you?
  • Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

 

Pick Up Lines For Flirting ♥

  • You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and me together
  • Are you a plumber (or name any well-paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
  • Hi, I have a vagina
  • Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
  • Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
  • Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?

 

Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls ♥

  • look at the guy, squint your sexy eyes, sensually lick your upper lip with the tip of your tongue
  • Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
  • I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  • Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
  • How do you like your eggs? […] I prefer mine fertilized
  • Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag

 

Chat Up Lines For Her

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls To Say To Guys ♥

  • Me so corny. I love you long time
  • Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
  • Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.
  • Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
  • You like to eat Mexican?. Because you’re heating up my taco
  • Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
  • My taco would like to meet you

 

Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys Clean ♥

  • There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
  • Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
  • I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come to me, if you want to live
  • Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

 

Sweet Pick Up Lines Use Guys ♥

  • The boy is your name homework because I’m not doing you and I should be.
  • My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today
  • I’d like to name multiple orgasms after you.
  • You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk.
  • Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
  • “Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.”
  • “Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”

 

Pick Up Lines For Flirting

 

Inappropriate Pick Up Lines For Him ♥

  • I’m not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood.
  • Is your name Lionel? cause your made my panties Messi.
    Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!
  • My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?
  • Are you a trampoline cuz I wanna bounce on you?
  • What’s a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?
  • You touch his shirt and ask, “Is this cotton?” Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, “Oh, this must be felt.”

 

Sexy Pick Up Lines ♥

  • Hey, baby…Can I suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
  • They’re called “eyebrows” cus my eyes are browsing your fine ass
  • Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
  • “I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.”
  • Didn’t you use to be known as John Holmes?
  • Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
  • “I’m trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?”
  • Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking “Grrrrreat!”

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls ♥

  • Baby, you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
    Are you a parking ticket? Cause’ you got fine written all over you.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans
  • You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
  • I love to pick up trucks not pick up lines.
  • Are you a smoke detector? Cause you’re really loud and annoying.

 

Sexy Pick Up Lines

 

Pick Up Lines For Girls ♥

  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  • I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
  • Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
  • Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under.
  • How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilized.
  • Do these look real? Wanna check?
  • I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
  • Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
  • Sex is a killer… Do you wanna die happy?

 

Funny Pick Up Lines Dirty ♥

  • Are you a rainstorm? Because you’re making me dripping wet.
  • Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
  • I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
  • I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • Are you a taxidermist? No? Do you want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?
  • Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
  • Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
  • Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
  • If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys ♥

  • You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”
  • I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • If you were in bed with me, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.
  • Hey, Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!
  • I’m not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.
  • I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Dirty ♥

  • Smile, if you want to sleep with me.
  • Shall we let only latex stand between our love?
  • I can take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s see how long it takes you.
  • I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!
  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  • How many women can you handle?
  • Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
  • Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.

 

funny pick up lines dirty

 

Flirty Pick Up Lines ♥

  • Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
  • You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
  • Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
  • Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop, drop, and roll.
  • I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  • My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
  • Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
  • You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?

 

Pick Up Lines For Girls Dirty ♥

  • I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come to me, if you want to live.
  • Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I’ll blow you away.
  • Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
  • I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
  • I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
  • Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
  • Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
  • Is your dad the muffin man? Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
  • I love every bone in my body… especially yours.

 

Using Dirty Pick Up Lines For Girls isn’t for every woman, but if you can manage to get some of these out, I can assure you that you’ll be in for an entertaining night.

 

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