{100+} Letest Corny Pick Up Lines You Should Try These Once

Looking for some corny pick up lines? Here is our list of what we think are the corniest. You can add your pick up lines in the comments section. If they are corny enough, we might add them to the list. We have the best and corniest chat up lines ever for you! So if you’re desperate enough why not try out some of these unbelievably corny lines on the object of your desire?
We’re sure they’ll work!

Corny Pick Up Lines


corny pick up lines


  • If God made anything better looking than you, he must have kept it for himself.
  • Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers
  • Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
  • Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • You must be tired… you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  • You must be Jamaican, because of Jamaican me crazy.
  • Are you a math major? Cause you look good from all angles!
  • Quick, I need 50 cents! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Is your daddy a pirate? [she says ‘no, why?’] “You could have fooled me with the booty like that. –My Fav–


Corny Pick Up Lines for Guys

  • Was your father a thief? ‘Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
  • Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
  • The more you drink the better I look.
  • How much does a polar bear weigh?… enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is….
  • If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed!
  • I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.
  • Hi. I just graduated from a prestigious medical school and I feel it is my duty to inform you that medically speaking you are adorable.
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me!”
  • How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google+ all over your Facebook!


Corny Pick Up Lines that Work

  • Are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) Because you are just my type!
  • Hey girl, is your dad a pilot? (Why?) Cause you look pretty FLY to me.
  • You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise!
  • If I were to write how much I love you on a piece of paper there would be no trees left.
  • Letters start with A-B-C. Numbers start with 1–2–3. Music starts with Do-Re-Mi. And this love story starts with You-And-Me.
  • Boy: “Do you want a kiss?” Girl: “No!” Boy: “Do you remember what I just said?” Girl: “Do you want a kiss?” Boy: “Yes, if you insist..”
  • Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.” Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?” Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
  • Are you French? Because of Eiffel for you.


Corny Pick Up Lines to Say to Guys


corny pick up lines

  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but unicorns exist right?
  • You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Do you have a barcode on you? Because I am checking you out!
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
  • (Handing rose to a woman….) “I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are….”
  • Was that love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


Corny Pick Up Lines Dirty for Him

  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
  • If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my qualifications.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!


Corny Pick Up Lines for Girls

corny pick up lines

  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
  • I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  • If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
  • Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
  • Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!
  • So what was it like, falling from heaven?


Pick Up Lines Corny

  • Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Do you have 35 cents? My mom said to call her when I found a wife
  • Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin’!
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me? Don’t you work at Hooters?
  • Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.


Corny Cute Pick Up Lines

  • I lost my number can I borrow yours.
  • Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you I get a wood in my pants.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet in an order I would put U and me first.
  • I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
  • Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  • Got two nipples for a dime?
  • “I’m going to pull back your shattered self, I’m going to feed your madness, I’m going to fill you in.”
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?


Funny Corny Pick Up Lines



  • Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
  • Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
  • Girl, you got something on your face. oh, wait for that is just a smudge of cuteness There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited.
  • Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • (Gently rub the girl’s back and say) I thought angels had wings.
  • I must be Richard Gere because you are the Pretty Woman. I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
  • I sent an angel to watch over you when you’re sleeping, the angel came back and said: “Angels don’t watch other angels.”
  • I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
  • If you were a booger, I’d pick you first
  • You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.


If you enjoyed our collection of corny pick up lines, check out our other pick up lines too. Do share with someone you want to flirt with & let us know your views about it, please write in the comments section below.


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here