150 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Will Definitely Work To Your Crush

Did you find it hard to impress someone? Well, this is the right place for you. We’ve brought you some of the best Cheesy Pick Up Lines that would surely help you out to impress someone. A Pick-up line is a clever form to impress someone and one needs to be clever to escalate it as well. To some, these may sound creepy but these aren’t so corny & creepy.

Here we go with the “Non-slappy”, “Non-Shamey” Cheesy Pick Up Lines for you.

 


 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

 

Sweet Pick up Lines

 

sweet pick up lines

  • Did it hurt? When did you fall from heaven?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Stand still so I can pick you up!
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
    I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
  • I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you
  • Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? (how much?) Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (your name)
  • Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
  • I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

 

nerdy pick up lines

 

 

  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  • Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
  • We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
  • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
  • Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
  • Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
  • Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and me together.
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  • Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  • Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
  • I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the greatest.
  • If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  • My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
  • Wow, when God made you he was showing off.
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  • Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  • If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
  • If you were a fruit you’d be a pineapple.
  • I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
  • Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
  • Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  • Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizza you
  • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

 

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

 

hilarious pick up lines

  • You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart
  • Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-factions.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
  • There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
  • I’ve seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours?
  • If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
  • You’re so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
  • Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backward with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
  • If you were a transformer, you’d be an HOT-robot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
  • Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel

Romantic Pick Up Lines

 

romantic pick up lines

  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here
  • Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away
  • Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
  • Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming
  • If you were chicken, you’d be impeccable

Cute Pick Up Lines

 

cute pick up lines

  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?
  • Can you shake that booty like you shake that drink?
  • I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.
  • Here’s a tip: You should go out with me.
  • I’ll have something sweet—like you.
  • Want to watch me tie this cherry stem in a knot with my tongue?!?!
  • That’s a generous pour. If I get too drunk, you might have to drive me back to your place.
  • Can I buy you a shot? How about dinner?
  • I like my bartenders like I like my Martinis—in my mouth.
  • I’ll take two Screaming Orgasms—one now, and one back at my place.
  • If I buy a round of Blow Job shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?
  • I came here to do two things: Drink whiskey and get your number. Looks like I’m all out of whiskey.
  • How about you make me a good, strong cocktail—easy on the tail.
  • Are you even old enough to be bartending?
  • Is your name Toddy because you are hot!
  • I like my bartenders like I like my Mimosas, bottomless.
  • One Slow Comfortable Screw, please. Oh—is that a drink, too?
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
  • Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  • When God made you, he was showing off
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
  • So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

Just tell them these Cheesy Pick Up Lines once & it will surely impress. Do share with someone you want to flirt with & let us know your views about it, please write in the comments section below.

 

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